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I was at work last night and we had closed, so all the employees (myself included) walked through the store together to do some last-minute pick up/clean up before we left. Somehow, someone started talking about some inappropriate things about their sex lives. (As a note, it was only girls there that night.) Some of the girls were talking about how when men 'do it' from behind they pull their hair and it hurts and all that, and I just laughed it off and played along. Then one of the girls called me out (I will use letters only):
A: How 'bout you, [BlondMoments], you haven't said anything. All you've done is laugh.
D: I'll bet she has no idea what we're talking about.
M: Yeah, I'll bet she's never even had sex!
I knew they were trying to insult me, but I decided to turn this back on them.
BlondMoments: I haven't.
Everyone gasped.
A: Girl, you lyin'.
BlondMoments: No, I'm serious. I've never even kissed a boy before.
D: Are you kidding right now?
BlondMoments: Nope. That's why I wear this ring. [I held up my left hand.] It's a purity ring.
M: Is that for, like, not having sex until you're married?
I nodded.
D: Aww, that's so sweet. Are you not kissing anyone until you're married, either?
BlondMoments: I'm gonna try not to.
A: Girl, you better get married tonight!
M: Girl, how old are you?
BlondMoments: Eighteen.
A: You know what you should do? You should sell your virginity online.
D: Oh, I've heard about that! There's guys who pay thousands of dollars to fuck a girl who's never had sex before!
BlondMoments: I don't think so.

So, yes. This was blog-worthy. I am a virgin, and I'm proud of it. And I don't see why it's such a big deal.


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